What's Lynchian?

When you wake up from a dream and the dream you woke up from is exactly what you woke up to and you turn around and everything fades to black and then there's a slow fuzzy fade in when you realize that you're still sleeping and you really never did wake up but still filmed the whole experience from inside your dream until the director yells cut but he doesn't yell cut so you just run out of tape and when you do run out of tape you look at your sleeping self and a door slams open then your awake self that's not really awake starts filming outside of your body but gets distracted by a person in a window that looks just like you and wonders into the film himself and then it fades to black again and then there's another slow and fuzzy fade in and he moves through the window back into your dream that's not a dream but really is then you wake up again but you don't and you're in a place you don't recognize but there are two beautiful women making out so you know it's a dream then your dream self bumps into you and the director finally yells cut but your awake self that's not really awake doesn't cut because the director is just another character in your film that's not really a film but maybe it is because you can't tell the difference anymore, that's Lynchian.

Sharing is Caring

I want what you have and you like what i have
lets share
we made eye contact and smiled
lets share
ive got software and youve got video files
lets share
i dig the sound you mixed and you could use some new pix
lets share
lets share
text me and ill text you back
you have windows and i have a mac
its all fine
as long its a wav or quicktime
lets share
whats yours is mine
and whats mine is yours
ill bring my hard drive
and you bring the cords

Yes, i Googled myself

Michael Stoltz

The Delumination was a success. We gave away all of our sashes, made people smile, and looked good doing it. We haven't said much and don't have much to say. When I was asked what it meant to be Deluminated i responded, "it means all of your dreams will come true." The Delumination continues... Keep your eyes open, you could be next.

Girl Fight

When I walked into the Hudson (Show)Room the other day i saw a woman stuck in what looked like a homemade wooden tunnel. She was breathing heavy and looked stressed out. It was Kate Gilmore. I thought, "Is there something on the other side of this homemade wooden tunnel?". She was struggling, it was hard to watch but i couldn't look away. She had built this homemade wooden tunnel too small and got herself stuck in it and filmed it for us to see. I was worried. It looked like she might not make it. It looked like she might give up. I began to cheer for her, go! go! come on! you can do it! you're almost there! stay focused! There was something at the end of that tunnel, glory. She made it out alive and i bet next the time she's squeezed so tight, she'll know she can make it through. It's easy to see her work as illustrations of unhealthy relationships and unhealthy patterns, but also she perseveres with might and endurance. With her videos she gives us hope and knowledge of our own capabilities not just to create unhealthy patterns and homemade wooden tunnels that are too small to crawl through, but to be strong and endure. The glory we have to get for ourselves.

Rose

Rose is a rose is a rose is a... complete bore. Was anyone else completely bored by my latest installation, Rose, which seemed to just fall flat despite it's well lit and groomed appearance as fine art. All the elements of earlier and more successful work were there, so why the failure? I have a hunch it was the separation of the video (on a pedestal) from it's origin (the print) and the mysterious inclusion of the original rose (on the floor). The whole was the sum of the parts, nothing more. If I have an opportunity to show this piece again in the future I will have just the print hanging on the wall with the rose video installed behind it. This will simplify the piece and bring all the elements together making a more enjoyable and coherent work of art. But that's so predictable and just a re-run of earlier work. That was my first thought, so i separated the elements and tried to obviously expose the process and get away from what's already been done. It may have been a failure but i see it as a step in the right direction.